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The Lore

Welcome to the pod, see the v page for the setting and introduction of myself but we do go live every Thursday 20:00 GMT and Monday 20:00 GMT.

we give way too much control to the viewers, talk in an unapologetically insane manner and barely somewhat program.

The Gizmo

one of the main feature of the broadcast is the high-effort homemade gizmo (the Monstrous Project) we have going on. the source of this project is available under github.

The Chat

since the beginning of Season 1, various bbcode-like syntax can be used to markup your text.

basic syntax is <item key=value key2=value2>text</>. notice the lack of label on the closing tag. tags that do not require a closing tag is labeled "self-closing". all key-values are optional and can be omitted. default value is shown for this documentation.

The Discord

Our discord has a single channel (kind of) and is fully connected with Twitch Chat. by logging in within discord, you can also execute twitch commands within the discord server. type !login in discord to link your discord account with twitch.

Additionally, thanks to our progenitor, the same channel is also available under IRC through colonq.computer:26697 (over TLS) at #prodarea channel.

you can also use the stream commands FROM colonq.computer irc via !loginirc.

The Screen

The Screen is a replication of the broadcast where you can interact with the desktop. after logging in via typing the !login command on the twitch chat, you can utilize the screen in various ways.

point: make a pointer on screen. when used over prod, it does the twitch headpat thing.

click: click on the screen. this can be used to straighten or close windows, turn prod into 2d, or drop chat window into z-fighting hell.

fling: drag windows and prod around, throw chat messages and windows as well.

spawn window: spawns a window with title and content. you can also spawn a special window by typing Joel or using the !song command.

spawn draw window / draw: opens a window that allows you to draw.

pin: makes an element immune from gravity and killing, broken upon fling.

kill: removes all windows in this position.

remove triangle: removes a random triangle from prod (3d).

song: spawns a media window that plays song based on a superset of Bells of Bezelea that supports multiple instruments and some extra compression.

furrow the mare of eidola: "chase idol dream", creates a window of your profile picture on stream.

gravity: throws all open windows and objects into one direction.

change palette/accessory: toggles palette swap and accessories.

change camera: make the perspective different.

Twitch Commands

All the screen commands can also be used in twitch chat directly without logging in (TBD). we also have some extra commands.

!boosts [person] / !clonkspotleaderboard [page]: shows clonkspotting info, see the pubnix page for details/downloads.

!vote <option> / !bet <option> <amount>: participate in vote/prediction.

!volume <0 to 1>: sets the volume of gizmo.

!randomize: randomizes the palette and accessories.

!unlockicon: unlocks a random icon with 4000 iu. can also be accessed in screen via the left menu.

!shareicon <person>: gift your currently equipped icon set to selected user. costs 2500 iu.

!tranquility: omm...

!flip: flips the column between left and right.

Shimeji Commands

this is your primary representation of yourself on screen, it inherits your chat behaviour as its AI, you can customize its stats and appearance, and it battles with other shimejis. currently not much can be done with it as we haven't properly started season 1.

spawn shimeji: spawns your "little guy". can be customized by sending your spritesheet in #help (!discord).

move shimeji: sets the target destination your shimeji will attempt to move towards.

!attack <person>: initiates a guy combat between you and selected person. both people must have guy out.

!peace <person>: stops fighting person's guy.

!stat [person]: views the stat of you or the selected persons guy.

jump shimeji: queue up a jump to dodge enemies during combat.

spawn fan/antifan: spawns a physics object that affects shimejis.

!levelup [hp/attack/crit]: spend stat points (gained upon winning fights) to become stronger (until death).

Information Commands

various information.

!inst: lists the instruments you can use for !song (see that for details).

!font: lists the fonts you can use in chat. see the above section for details.

!v, !screen, !lore: links you to various sections of this website.

!vod, !discord, !irc: links you to helpful external websites.

!ping [module]: check the connectivity of each module.

!commands: shows the list of commands.

!takeout: exports your current "chatter data".

The actual glossary part of the website

due to prod's insane speeches, we get some words that might be wholly unintelligible for many. this is a compilation.

a lot of prod's speeches are from the progenitor zone, please refer to the appropriate section in the glossary there (also written by me).

Videos

videos

Season 0

testing in prod

The One and Only Season we are in currently. we focus on getting the core part of the stream up (channel points, emotes, and basic redemptions). we stream once a day for 2 hours, no collabs, no wacky events. however this promise does not last long as we do stream more than once a day and more than 2 hours and collabs and wacky events basically every week lmao.

Testing in Prod 0

the incident

VOD unrecoverable - sorry!

everything breaks and prod doesnt have a model, they complain for a bit and log off lol

Testing in Prod 1

prod z fighting

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actual debut stream, we introduce ourselves and discover the "z-fighting mode".

Testing in Prod 2

being The Wired is a gender

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The Graph is discovered here, we also make !removetriangle.

Testing in Prod 3

all of the streams budget went to infra team

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we yap for 4 hours, lay out our plans for future broadcasts and then play noita

Testing in Prod 4

i usually go in at an angle too

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we make !song and somehow streams for 6 hours. we declare victory

Testing in Prod 5

so deep (briny)

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fucked up prod fixes fucked up bug and finishes up the song mode

Testing in Prod 6

Things definitely need to be done : FUMO

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official Scrum Meeting happens and we discuss the future

prod zed pod AFTER DARK 1

prod zed pod after after after after after after

NEW uneven dream tour ?? (cu did not come out) :3

Testing in Prod 7

you gotta grind your throat

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we upgrade the wasd into a fib, but also discovers the deeprooted jank of gizmo1

Testing in Prod 8

this ones bad

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the rewrite of gizmo goes poorly as both the stream and prod go boneless

Testing in Prod 9

I did DDR on my TI-83 in high school

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the screen returns in insane fashion and we yap a lot

Testing in Prod 10

no voice today?

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prod has no mic?? sudden event! and we play some 2kki

Testing in Prod 11

there is an entire bible's worth of windows on the screen

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we draw a default shimeji for the initiative and then chat spawns 13000 windows on the screen

Testing in Prod 12

lets get to negative viewers

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the finale

Season 0.5

Hypertext Bestiary (kind of)

After 3~4 week break, prod reinvents the gizmo in the Raylib zone - in place of the monogame zone and goes live immediately after missing talking to the computer too much. A lot of jank and below minimum viable product issues emerges.

Hypertext Bestiary -1

OH MY GOSH PROD HELL YEAH

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the incident 2

Between the Wires -1

GGG (gravity is good)

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Freaking monday?? also we do ascension but again

Hypertext Bestiary 0

I once slammed my balls on the ground, R.I.P Pangea

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we get the rest of the thing done, ready for the actual beginning

Between the Wires 0

no signal is real???

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we play freaking video games on stream

Season 1

Hypertext Bestiary (real)

we may actually begin

Hypertext Bestiary 1

windows came back

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season begin

Between the Wires 1

I have killed everyone

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twitch THREE

Hypertext Bestiary 2

hello geiser's mom

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what

Between the Wires 2

<::O:1270664307981553674>twitch is done for

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we finished dex zone

Hypertext Bestiary 3

I have unlimited power now

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we make blenderscript better

Betweeen the Wires 3

is anything REAL?

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rule 34 suez canal

Hypertext Bestiary 4

Nossex? The missing London borough?

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BIG PLAN V2

Betweeen the Wires 4

im actually unironically back

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Chambers Video is Real

Hypertext Bestiary 5

i love income

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Economy is Real (kind of)

Betweeen the Wires 5

you'd have to throw to lose

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Noita

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i'm John Furryfluid

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witscord ATTACK??

Betweeen the Wires 6

WHICH one of you is doing this

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ballscord ATTACK!!

Hypertext Bestiary 7

lain episode aired on 9/11

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economy is finally here

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i cant wait to marry floating guy with guns

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rortember 2

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you need a monkey

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clonkspotting becomes real

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There's already drug mods

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RORTEMBER FINALE

Hypertext Bestiary 9

play despacito it may fix it

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the second defrag owner is crowned

Betweeen the Wires 9

it says your mother is a hamster

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we just kind of yapped here

Hypertext Bestiary 10

TIME IS RUNNING OUT

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PROD ZED POD SPEED ROUND

Betweeen the Wires 10

quick someone reboot prod

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oom

Hypertext Bestiary 11

adobe products are on steam?!?!?!<?

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NEW roadmap til december, audio Happens

Betweeen the Wires 11

!exec 2n ** 1000000n

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End of coreZONE

Hypertext Bestiary 12

(male, (male, nil))

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B1 GOAL STREAM - VIDEOMODE

Between the Wires 12

you can make curry or currying while programming

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Revival of the woolly mammoth

Hypertext Bestiary 13

non... sincerely... GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Witscord ATTACK??? (we attack them)

prod zed pod SPECIAL session

you were a gamer before vstyle

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TETR.IO Super Streamer Lobby 5

Between the Wires 13

THIS IS OPERA GX????

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The Story of Undertale(ModTool)

Hypertext Bestiary 14

JavaScript is scary and malicious

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prod Zed pod HALLOWEEN SPECIAL ...

Between the Wires 14

free guys?

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Spring Cleaning in November

Hypertext Bestiary 15

THE JOKER has only 1.5% jokerness??

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the Guy saga 2/4: going kick style

Between the Wires 15

i am a lowercase no punctuation

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Fighting FOUR OAUTHS at once

Hypertext Bestiary 16

THE MOSHER vs THE JOKER??

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the Guy saga INTERLUDE: going hand style

Between the Wires 16

sus1d1p observation duty

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sudden WOGGLE session

Hypertext Bestiary 17

fixed twerking? debuff

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the combat is real!!!

Between the Wires 17

Im in your basement

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BACKUP stream 2 - kki

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Witscord The Game 2025

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Witscord The Game Jan 1 2025

prod zed pod AFTER DARK 2

hi: working on portfolio thing (chill)

the fish drawer of stream

Between the Wires 18

bandwidth reduction through bureaucracy

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social posting era episdoe 2

Hypertext Bestiary 19

uuuueh my beejoe....

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we hack and possibly also net

Between the Wires 19

oh this week is going to be wild

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!girlfriend

Hypertext Bestiary 20

ty for the pod

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Season 1 Finale

Season 1.5

Symphony of This Nature

The "OVA" period of Prod Zed Pod, where we do "low-stakes" stream until the "Star Teller" is released.

Symphony of This Nature 1

why must you make them fight!!!

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we are 1 indexed because we LOVE lua now (balatro W)

Symphony of This Nature 2

<color=gay>

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guys we HAVE to do the gamezone like for real oh my god

prod zed pod SPECIAL session

you would not believe your eyes, a million minecraft guys

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13 hour minecraft charity marathon (FOR THE KIDS)

Symphony of This Nature 3

i have RCE on prod's computer

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a certain viewer got RCE on prods computer

Symphony of This Nature 4

mmo gamers stay victorious

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surprisingly enough this was the most normal prod session in like a month

Symphony of This Nature 5

we are 11 viewer

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what is "banter"?

Symphony of This Nature 6

She Void on my Stranger till I'm Gray

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experiencing 21 new years at once (megastream)

Symphony of This Nature 7

John Eternallife

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game saga 2 - "e era"

Symphony of This Nature 8

"one second babe, gotta open emacs"

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did you know that we were drawing each frame 2000 times per second until now

Symphony of This Nature 9

jingles my keys jingles my keys jingles my keys

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karkalicious definition makes terezi loco

Symphony of This Nature 10

why am i being farmed

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what is holes? furry hole

Warp Zone

Footnotes

You're not supposed to see this unless you have nojs lol hello nojser

These are footnotes to underlined texts

pondering...

You have Stopped Seeing, and Started Looking. You feel zooted...

Stream Dev

currently on Season 1, on thursdays, we mostly work on The Gizmo, our overlay/stream thing. see below for the extent of what it does.

Game Dev

we are currently on an arc to complete Startellers, my videogame project that needs to be completed til like this year at the very least. we do that on mondays often.

How to Join IRC

see the pubnix guide by noted clonkhead fabius for how to join IRC.

Twitch Chat is actually IRCv3

this also means we have IRC to IRC communication kind of (right now stream chat doesnt get picked up by clonk irc, but the other way works and discord gets picked up by both).

specs

  • basic structure is something like [instrument][global modifier][notes] separated by the | (vertical bar) character.
  • currently available instruments are sine, tri, sq50 and drum. when instruments are not provided (such as the original bells text), it defaults to sine.
  • global modifiers apply to every notes in this track. by default, C is C4, and BPM is 75.
    • octave control: ' increases default octave by 2, , decreases by 2 and " increases by 1. this can be combined like ", to -1 octave.
    • bpm control: ; to double bpm, : to triple, - to half bpm, = to third. manually typing numbers bells style works as well.
    • microtones support: % followed by number to set equal temperment that starts on C. for example, %31 (31EDO) would make C~F6# a single octave.
    • & copies the previous track's global modifiers. useful for multi tracks with same bpm.
    • . is a blank modifier, and is used to separate instrument from notes. when instrument name is blank, the song gets saved as the "notes" as a title. the song such as .title|sine.[notes...] can be later used like !song title as a shorthand.
  • notes are composed of the tone and modifiers. [ character creates a group of tones that plays at the same time and all gets the same modifier. for example, [CEG= plays a 3 beat long C major chord.
  • available notes are C D E F G A B, black keys can be expressed by C# D# F# G# A# or alternatively X S R T Q as shorthand. rests are expressed as /.
  • lowercase letters are uppercase letters +1 octaves.
  • there's also J K L M N H I as C3~B3, Y U O P W as C#3~A#3, j k l m n h i as C6~B6 and y u o p w as C#6~A#6.
  • octave control from global modifier also works here, but also bells-style number notation works (C#2 is the same as X,)
  • beats control from global modifier works as well, with ;: shortening the beats and -= lengthening it. C;= would be 1.5 beats, and 0.3 seconds on 75 BPM (default).
  • beats can also be added or deleted arithmetically by +, ~ (addition) or _ (subtraction). where every term begins with 1 beat. C++ becomes "C for 1 + 1 + 1 = 3 beats", C=+_:- becomes "C for 3 + 1 - 2/3 = 10/3 beats".
  • much like octaves, beats can be specified by @ followed by a number. like C#@5.5.
  • < and > drops the attack and release of each note respectively, allowing for slide type action.
  • ! is a special modifier in that the note doesn't "advance the staff line", allowing for notes to overlap with different note lengths and whatnot without multi tracks. see the blank arpeggio (W@12!/C@11!/S@10!/Q@9 P@12!/C@11!/S@10!/T@9) as an example.
  • ? is a special note (NOT a modifier) that takes in global modifier as a modifier. this changes the global modifier mid staff, allowing for bpm shifts and such.
  • ] stops modifiers (exists for bells compat).

since prod is korea, Twitch Korea doesnt save VODs despite the setting being on and therefore it is gone. i will recap as detailed as possible to compensate.

after 1(+5/7) week of unhealthy gamer development, prod finally goes live for the first* time. and then everything goes to shit after.

chat stops working after the 10th message, everyone shows up as "prodzpod" (this is technically lore accurate maybe), prod haven't finished making the 3d model thing so its just a png (that doesnt move, worse than a pngtuber), everythings messed up.

most of the discussions remains as part of the twitch-discord bridge that thankfully mostly worked.

prod complains about how they "planned everything and its all fucked up", then tries to showcase the gizmo, and then the stream dies upon !login. they boot it back up only for it to go off again when someone else tries logging in.

they fix like 1 minor issue and then the voice gives in because they were singing vocaloid songs while coding that entire week. they get sleeby and end stream like 90 minutes in. we raided tyumici.

the debut stream happened. the model style appears, the gizmo is shown off, and some introduction happens.

we also discover the modal of "z-fighting", which probably will be a core part of the broadcast.

plenty of errors happen, and the creature gets sent to various inaccessible locations frequently. also the window title is broken. lol.

we raid exodrifter_ after talking about how i was tired when i first joined her stream and was kinda annoying lol

today's accessory is a hastily put together "mushroom witch hat". the concept of a weekly accessory is brought up. the powerpoint docket becomes a regular thing after the positive reception from the first stream.

pose system is shown off as well. the "cyberspace graph mode" is shown off, describing each corners of the gayness scale and softwareline meter.

we also create the first ever general redeem: , that removes a random number of triangles from the creature. creature becomes shambles quickly.

the websocket zone was bugged to hell though, spamming "what???" (also known as inaccessible code mode).

we talk about the progenitors, john react to the -1st session of prodzpod v scenario (the serendipidous collab) within imgeiser, and raid digi_shell with lcolonq in the chat, completing the trifecta.

today's accessory is a halo thing, its got stars in it, brb screen was introduced here, as well as proper window tracking by obs (this is the thing in the episode 1 video)

we lay out our Grand Plan - the temporal list. the eternal formula to HAPPINESS, some may say. the details of this list is still changing and growing with the input of all of you, so please comment if you have a sick idea or feel like some priority shifting is needed.

SEASON 0: testing in prod

we set up the infrastructure necessary to move forward: economy, emotes, achievements, and font renderer is in order.

SEASON 1: "z-fighting era"

we will be making chatters into customizable "desktop buddies" that can fight each other and roam around the screen.

we will also make prod desktop buddy into a real executable you can all utilize in your personal computer.

we will also try to move away from javascript, learning various new languages and trying them out by swapping parts of our infrastructure with one written with the new language.

EXTRA: "leveling up"

"level up"s will be an expensive redeem that multiple people have to redeem to activate. this is done as a way to gauge the sustainability of the broadcast.

upon "leveling up", major additions will happen to the stream. this can be a shift in schedule, some new major goal or format, or some kind of special events.

in terms of what we did today, we yapped for 4 hours and then played a bit of noita. we raided the slab i think

today's accessory is bnuuy monster stuck onto the creatures head.

today the pod experiences EXTREME activity as prod find themselves in a fixation of sorts - we are suddenly thrown off track and begins to create a "song" mode, not too dissimilar to various sources from friends of the channels.

we review (JOHN react) our way into three different videos, lay out what is needed for the song style and begins actually coding on stream????

prod also laments the lack of emote representation and desires this to be rectified immediate. (this is not rectified immediate.)

petting also happens here, as well as the invention of the auto petter.

in the redeem side of thing, we experience the pit and become consumed by it for a solid hour.

we program under duress to create something that is like half working but then realizes the design flaw that doesn't distinguish between chords. we declare DEFEAT and we are lost it all and we are losing and help me to breathe or something of this nature. we went on for 6 hours and we get to see a glimpse of "the limit".

we emergency evacuate onto hexadi lands.

today's accessory is a western ish hat and glasses.

this session marks the beginning of a vicious cycle of "boneless week / bone-in week" that the pod will experience throughout the entirity of the remaining season.

after we push ourselves to "the limit", prod experiences a minor case of bonelessness and experiences lament as to their lack of power.

asquared's auto petter gets more violent and occasionally duplicates itself now. shit gets weird.

we get shocked by it being a fucking month already and does some looking back and whatnot. bottom bar clicking, screen actions as command, !furrowthemareofeidola command was also introduced here, and we introduced more bugs onto the scene.

we also get first message notification, raid notification, god i was productive this week very holy

but yeah we continue off from last week and actually completes song redeem in a relatively good fashion.

we raid dante daedalus mode

today's accessory is roblox mode ??? idk we didnt have much time for this

we introduce two new screen commands: pin and kill to balance the window spams. this however also caused on oversight where a chatter can end a starting soon screen and brb in behalf of the streamer lol.

with the introduction of the screen commands the windows doesnt come back for a good while and the screen remains relatively clean.

instead we spent our entire budget this week on the funny docket which was like a full on business scrum ??? meeting. we kinda shit on our progenitor 1 saying he got famous and he acts like he dont know nobody and my channels kinda like if modclonk ran a silly computer channel (the last part is kinda true still)

we find our sweet spot of "4 hour streaming" and discusses our future plans again (this is going to keep happening until season 1), and discusses any potential wants of the community (10 viewers).

we discuss emojis again (this is still not done) and other various elaborations on the future plans of the episode 3 era. following is a keynote of what we discussed so far.

  • General Streaming
    • Should we start an hour before: people said no
    • I want to involve you guys more in the programming sessions (general statement)
    • I thought i needed Videogames to fill the void but you guys are very activitous thank you love you all
    • are you guys getting preroll ads despite by non affiliate status: people said no (good)
  • Marketing
    • we need like a catchphrase or like a brand thing: we kinda have it but "core" thing is kinda weaker than i imagined
    • we need to make our own shit that isnt mooching off of clonk lmfao: our entire viewerbase and me is mooched off of clonk LOL
  • emotes 2
    • should i make it like general emotes or me emotes: people wanted emotes with the creature in it
    • i decide to make a sample set as a test, these are mostly static emotes with hastily drawn graphics
    • what kind of emotes should we have: we present ideas such as a "sorry" emote, "confusion" emote and teal heart
  • achievements
    • the icons we have will become gacha bullshit but not entirely
    • the icons will have "tiers" and only the "common" icons will be gacha bs, the other tiers will be given out by completing certain tasks (achievements)
    • were still working on the achievements but i want to encourage fucking around with the gizmo right i want people to take apart the gizmo and interact with every corner of it
  • economy
    • this is the stuff we were supposed to talk about since session 1 but we finally have some answers
    • things we want to avoid
      • create a gap of wealth between new and old chatters, lurkers, discord joiners and etc
      • create fear of missing out
    • why have economy system
      • sense of hoarding (fun)
      • protects spam of potentially annoying in excess stuff like songs kind of
      • sense of achieving (fun)
      • can be used in various projects
    • usage of iu
      • "spam protection" small cost redeems like windows and songs, and various shimeji redeems we will have in season 1
      • big redeems that you have to save up for: unlocking common icon gacha AND "level up prod" redeem (see session 3 lore)
    • SOURCE of iu (this is possibly the most important thing we discussed today)
      • sitting around in stream (much like twitch points)
      • completing achievements along with icons
      • talking (but not too much so that lurkers arent too far behind)
      • daily checking except its weekly checkin (gives leeway for fomo)
      • a random gift system that chatters can trigger (that gives points to random chatters)
        • this has few positive effects im looking for:
        • making gap between chatters and non chatters smaller (everyone can recieve)
        • encouraging active engagement via being a cool gifter to chat but for free
        • not enough incentive to create fear of missing (its random whether youll even get it or not)
        • it feels good when you get it (random luck that gets better as you sit more in the chat)
  • goals for season 1 (major)
    • A1: making a little guy (shimeji project)
      • chatters will get a desktop buddy virus executable type thing that represents each chatter
      • they will be customizable by each chatter, and have ai based on their chat pattern
      • chatters can also take over and control the shimeji
      • they can spawn them into the screen via a redeem and make them fight each other
      • fighting is done via z-fighting and whoever comes out on top wins
      • but also theres a skill element by retreating at the right moment and a kind of chicken game aspect (its a lot like runescape pvp)
      • these will also be used in various minigames outside of fighting (such as chatter racing, where they will throw previous chat messages at each other to slow each other down)
    • A2: prod distributable
      • make a cross-platform prod shimeji that actually can live on your desktop and terminal
      • desktop prod will react to stream if stream is on, do various creature things and walk around your windows and stuff
    • A3: yellow language (never ever)
      • we will rewrite various parts of the gizmo in different language than pure javascript and learn various programming patterns while doing so, this is the most technical project out of the A patterns
    • B1: ???
      • B projects are kind of a secret and is not revealed here
    • B2: ???
      • something about craft???
    • B3: make the game actually god DAMN
      • Startellers will be developed live on stream officially confirmed. hopefully we can make the custom C# fake gamemaker engine and get this done this year?? the project has gotten a bit too ambitious though with it now being a "freak game"... we'll see...

we raid keitaro channel (ch)

this "stream" was done in the discord (you should check it out its cool)

we went on uneven dream new update tour and was extremely hectic trying to juggle stream blur issue korea friend following the group and all this

the reason why the stream was open was bc the last x times tour happened new game was released on yno and this time it would be collective unconscious

turns out its not btw that did not happen

todays accessory is a sort of a glitched look, it cycles between all the previous accessories in a random combination from time to time.

i rectify and correctly view the clonk situation as beyond any sort of inferior or superiority but rather a state of equal and comradery. with also i discover an interesting extra discovery in the fact that im speedrunning lcolonq broadcast zone.

we try to shift our gears towards the modularity, but then the broadcast is suddenly stopped as we discover how gouche and sick and twisted the original gizmo is structured. prod swears they will create the new and improved rewrite of the Gizmo 2.

we upgrade the WASD to FIB - basically just wasd with array [] and dictionary {} support, its suffed as always.

we explore the medical doctor x(shipping) cai channel

the "boneless prod" comes and they are actually dead as hell. like deceased. bro is not thinking.

the accessory is literally a greenscreen bc im ready to apologize.

gizmo2 has been built only halfway and like none of the shit worked, including screen, chat for half the stream and all the commands.

we buzz around for a small amount of time and make !qat, crossword finder integration for the gizmo.

we quickly evacuate onto woman channel

the black witchhat and big moon prod is back with a vengeance, and by vengeance i mean the REVAMPED screen. it looks so good now and all the commands are back.

the petting also returns and its somehow even more obnoxious.

we discuss going to "gay con" and have a random Studio369 encounter.

we start sorting icons by rarity and brainstorm some achievement ideas, while discussing future gizmos we can incorporate for the achievements.

this is also rare in that we dont program at all in a while. we instead game for a bit.

we visit kani developer

prod is suddenly met with a cruel fate at 1am when their parents crash the living space because of business related emergency, and mic and keyboard priviledges are largely taken.

they quickly whip up a tts thing (janky) hexadigital style to emergency communicate, and bird noises are abound throughout the stream.

gizmo2 finally goes public, we sorted icons properly, and better font renderer is FINALLY in its early stages of development despite being talked about since episode 1. yeah.

but yeah we bring friends of the stream nichePenguin and ctrl_o computers into Planetarium and Depths zone in the world of 2kkiing. CU hype!

we slip into the realms of the crt man

prod is Green is Good Mode and becomes zenith once more. they try to reference something in the lore but gets lost and becomes john mandela.

they showcase the docket in a new format: drawing worlds in those dream games. we discuss the "Two-Week Cycle" phenomenon they discovered where their energy state is in a state of consistent flux.

they also catch up to the progenitor by becoming bon vivant today, and discusses how they are so back now. we showcase kalimba, we showcase new blog, and we discuss how programmingtime need to be sillier.

regardless, todays stream is artstream where we draw the default shimeji for Ascension purposes.

in the middle we gets bombarded by 13 thousand windows and lag out the computer, art under duress has been achieved.

we adjoin the the president of linux

we start off with the intro offset with the graphic bc lag (LOL bruh), todays prod has blocks stuck onto it and generally unstable.

and then we show off the NEW format in docket: one embedded within the gizmomode.

today's theming is Ooze, the slime, and we reflect on this with :susdie: as we interpret these messages as a form of fluidity, where they finally realize that maybe they shouldnt stress about being funny or silly or entertaining bc theyre not growing their channel anyways and the content doesnt matter as much as banter.

they vow to never overwork themselves again as they immediately announce a overhaul to the cs zone.

we then create the shimejis, going Ascension mode, this resolves quicker than we expect and we add web functionality so you can spawn and move them too.

then the ending gets triggered prematurely and we are sucked into the ending screen where a new season is revealed, with 2 sessions per week and some improvements to come.

we hastily vacate onto the jd channel, and later that day clonk reveals his theme of Ooze as well. we have stepped into the future.

prod is ooze mode (PHYSICAL instead of mental) not because its an intended aesthetic, but like bc the colors broke LOL oh my god

prod returns in below minimum viable product mode, no starting soon or brb screen, physics is very bad ("quicksand" occurs), chat window goes above the zone and covers the creature, everything is wilding.

prod spends 2 week out of their 3ish week break making the elaborate new textmode, and all the functionality of the new v2 textmode is revealed (its awesome).

we do a lot of returnation related chatting, i showcase the new raylib gizmo and tell the tall tale of how we got there, and we overcome this immense duress by coding back some miscellaneous commands like remove triangle, gravity and idol dream.

we tease the next time zone by playing a bit of tetris (HUGE mistake LOL) and raid just about to raid out as well zone.

prod is back into the land of un-oozed, song is back and the quicksand is mostly fixed as well. we encounter a problem where starting soon screen is not closable due to "issues".

we then talk about how it is Freaking Monday ??? this is the first time streaming in monday and its actually kinda wild that it is so soon that we meet again.

we do the ascension again where i create the shimeji things back into reality. unfortunately?? we do the job too early that even after doing the extra quest of putting the user labels in were done, and we weren't going to play freaking tetris again so were raiding seto zone.

prod is mixing and matching season 0 equipments until new season begins proper, and this time its the teal items and white dress.

we talk about the tall tale of prod in Tetris Hell and how they survived the ordeal, and reflects upon the gamerization of last time, vowing to never have such a problem again (they do).

they come up with THREE (3) objectives, restoring capital, restoring bottom bar and restoring the BATTLE that is the z-fighting.

we struggle a little bit on the bottom bar as we fail to nail down the positions and we find a bug in the nine-slice mechanisms but we blaze through the rest of it, leaving another hour to fill yet again. prod is absolutely not playing tetris again, so we raid the shrimp lands.

prod is proper dark mode today as we prepare the no signal zone.

prod talks about how they went to touch grass with the girls and now they have no time to get the gizmo working in half a week (and therefore no emotes :( ) in like 40 minutes lol.

we play the point and click narrative type game by exo guy, and gives it like a playtesting thing.

we 100% the demo and send the reviews over. however during the tail end the ram situation exceeds the given quota and the stream lags into the hell zone, making the game unseeable AND the stream a minute into the future. this issue persists as prod from this point forward acknowledges the chat a minute late constant.

we then had some time over so we go and play the yiff video game (rogue style). this is the game they working on on stream as well. we play until floor 4 ish and then prod figures out the game is 13 whole floors long. this will be a staple of the FREAKING monday sesh.

prod briefly considers raiding a new guy and then feels raiding not exo applying my own god damn feedback feels improper.

prod tries to make model 2 and discovers huge flaw and fails and resorts to wizard hat wand

nan

backup

window count return

yiff

prod is extra gay today (also halo)

emote mode real!!! also everything crashes bc of it

we make twitch 3 (half of it)

weekly is finally fixed

we also play more of yiff game, pink guy dies (lol), stop at floor 6

i forgot i raided jd before fuck, i mean it was either that or mord so

prod goes ck mode

holy fuck

just watch the vod again this is insane

raid geiser

prod is cowboy + bunny

prod goes from boneless to bone in over the course of the stream

we make dex real

advance to floor 7 of yiffgame

raid 37

prod is a cube??

prod talks about the art of "epee"

we take a look at blenderscript (bpy) and actually make it better (lock in)

we listen to 100 bottle

we get there in the end and play 2 matches of qp2

raid kuju

todays accessory is that my arms are broken

we talk about matrix multiplication

zulleyy3 collab (sudden) we test twitch feature

we improve various corners of gizmo

we ascend 1 level of yiff game

raid person

hatgay

big pebbler

prod reveals the big list:

  • chatter stats
  • icon & cursors
  • achievements
  • economy
  • reactions
  • fugi
  • parse audio (whisper style)
  • hook up midi
  • more physics
  • baseline for minigames

list another

usually the space is going to be reserved for star tellers

BEFORE we go there

we "have" to finish some things

  • urobot
    • classic graph problem
    • python
    • fetch data from wiki auto
    • config game, start, restriction
    • np whatever
    • wont take too long (i think)
  • looksy 3
    • editor ui
    • add symbols
    • make puzzle
  • audiovisual content
    • the chambers video
    • season 1 ??? highlights

we explode chatters real now

tetris (we lose a lot :c)

raid wow thats wild this guy also has a zed in they name like i do

EXTRA SESSION: prod then goes on vc and attempts to gain tetris rating back, we have like a 10 guy vc where they get SS back and play rd for a bit and just like actually do another hour of streaming kind of geiserstyle

the hatgay consumes us and we are Void Fiend

we talk about jake a lot actually but actually none of them is jake related hes a jumping off point for discussion

we showcase the tetris mode windows where drawwindow is transparent

we realize emojis are somehow sorted in some way rn

we discuss the chambers video and record new voicelines

we use the remaining time to workshop new variant ideas for prod clone zone

raid wow theres another yellow creature in this zone?? nowaying

piercing ??

todays docket is a choose your own adventure style (we got 7/10 points)

we talk about various gaming related topics

we then make icon change system on screen (!changeicon)

raid dude people just think im an agent of clonk or something all my raids are clonk raids what the hell, the forever viewer

noita

its the best game

im so bad

we quickly evacuate onto woman channel again

prod is pots and pans rn (also communism (is this true or rubbish?))

we play infinite craft for too long we just brought it up for an analogy

i talk about my 3 hour walk half stranded and like needing to go out of korea get a job lol fuck or sotn

we do polls and predictions today !! 100% complete feature mirroring with affiliates now

user noneuclidean than finds the channel and posts me on #casual causing the reverse wpost to happen, many mares were furrowed

we complete the backend leaving the screenzone/gizmozone to be done, we evaporate onto happy birthday must

prod is happy cirno day

SPECIAL SESSION: prod fixes their ror2 mods in celebration(???) of dlc2

we fix like all except 8 mods, then ballscord ATTACK then modcord ATTACK

ballcrew was rowdier than witcord and did caused plenty of duress, but we pushed through

we liquidate onto finally i get to raid this guy

prod is """fan"""

prod talks about the overabundance of things to do that goes with the ascension and how they ended up with this accessory

we also talk about the whole t00 situation

after the ball ATTACK we finally make the economy real by making window/song/etc cost real money (not much tho)

we also do the yiffgame (floor 8)

they used to be bloodydi_ when i raided her but now its not

prod is spaceguy style, kind of jamsvirtual coded ngl

the rorsesh continues and we get an msm attack at the first minute, the pricing system did its wonders and stopped it before real start

we debug clonkspotting and also literally play freecell on stream

we fix downpour hypercrit and goose and look into the wwise void

i think we raided uwo and then got double raided?? lmk if this true

prod is GHOULISH ?? the dead speaks today

we talk about the continuation of the fan incident and how i have literally died physically from taking on too many things (they will continue to do this)

after the issue last stream we look into the clonkspotting situation realstyle

turns out it really was the clash between the userscript and various twitch extensions, and we did fix it for ffz, 7tv and btv (7tv was hell)

we also fix the twitch extension thing but twitch would later break this again (how gauche...)

satisfactory 1.0 out ????????? nowaying

prod is ""an elite"" ??? idk prod was really out of accessory ideas during this time

we talk about the newly begun "core keep mode" that appeared on the cyberspace

today is rorstyle as before and we actually get this thing done by updating csf, rar and nemtides

we also do bonus ?! and bring back the entire spikestrip and nemstrip, how cool

this is conclusion of rorstyle and we talk about future plans of the core keeper octobers

twitch decide to break and none of the raid buttons worked so my yapping outro bit got ruined :(

we did manual raid into lamb sauce

prod is a wacky recolor of the spaceguy style

they talk about the want to have a reminder style gizmo and talk about the "little guy archetypical metagame"

they decide to do various small fixes style today and fixes vs16 error and mention emote issue

and then witcord user machka6 finds a critical flaw where autoclicker in 1ms range would actively give you weekly money instant, leading to accumulation of 10 million immaculate units

entire icon shop is bought and then the inv got reset, finally unlocking the first quest icon of defrag (unlock condition being "break the gizmo")

i think we raided digbycat but they were gone gone so we went to digi zone ??

prod is tiara style today

prod talks about the situation with the sleep schedule and how fixing it lead to Bad Things actually

they also talk about the Why issue incident and how they peaked as a developer

we find another vulnerability in that emotes are drawn one by one which leads to joelspam on something like a windowzone being insanely bad for gizmo (including a ws crash)

raid yeah

prod MISSES thursday stream due to literal internet outage (lol)

instead prod does a makeup stream on friday 1 HOUR before the comptuerzone

prod is false son risk of rain (true daughter) (only real transenjoyers gets this one)

insane 30 minute speed docket happens in a MALE x (the everything app) post style

since they were boneless and did not do productive last stream (just yapped) prod vows to do productive in this 1 hour stream, start rushing for a "fan" implementation

in the end they kind of get it working, giving viewers ability to add momentum to little guys

actually the speed session is a RUSE to raid into MALE, finally completing the trifecta of raids !!! evil laugh proon proon proo

prod is thirdeye style with the previously mentioned eye closer thing

prod talks about the second iteration of the coreZONE and related parkour movie things

then we discuss the sleep zone situation and how breaking down days into parts can insanely improve my current situation

we also talk about the FUTURE of the zone, where october we videozone, then we starteller, then we become "real" on escaping korea

then we kind of have a real talk about escaping korea and how we could achieve that and how the stream will be affected (in short "idk")

we fix the bugs that was introduced by the hasty development of fans last time and create anti-fans to counterbalance

prod is so boneless today lmao sister starts blanking out halfway through to the end and then literally breaks at the end

we mold into raid

prod is headphoned up actual thematic look this time you know they had prep time

we are introduced to the PAPER docket where things are written in actual paper style

we talk about how paper feels good and drawing random shapes feels good and unplugging from web feels good

we also talk about how i briefly tried to do more corekeeper stuff then realized that i dont actually have the time lol i should make starteller real

we are also teased with new emotezone in the works

there was also talks of substance painter in the docket and we find out that adobe has a steam page with just substance painter

for the programming bit of today we finally hook up the flzone to the gizmo making us able to control various audio effects with the gizmo, including pitch shift, bitcrunch and reverb

we also do yiffgame (level 9), and actually die everyone except the red guy who somehow manage to survive and advance to next stage, prod effectively calls run dead and decide to wait for number rebalance (effectively closing out a chapter)

btw there was a collab stream ooh

prod is hourglass representing the impending time to come

we are finally introduced to the trailer for next session: a SPECIAL goal achieved type session where we watch "video mode" with guest

we talk about the END of corezone and the future of similar gaming zone areas

  • clonkzone: gaming sunday will be continued by clonk and not me (this is the usual configuration)
  • prodzone: next gaming will be minecraft but hosted on my community instead of his, also it will happen december+

we FINALLY figure out why the color was not being updated (due to twitch api being sensible) and rectify this

for the coding of today we decide to hold off on major gizmo expansion til the end of videomode and instead work on the portfolio page, adding all code related things

prod has a lot of portfolio things and its still not updated fully

we also discover that bigint has no spec max value and lag the machine

something about colin zone

prod is default but today the customization is on the MALE cam !! yes its the male hwo surprising

we talk "tuah"

prod is suddenly "exposed" as the "chambers video" turn out to be complete fabrication until last week which the entire 16 out of 25 minute video is made in a single day (today)

we watch that and then the real actual project which being the "bitcoin video" which is probably up on clonk's channel soon

we also talk about like the game dev zone and how yapping is meta on twitch i think

mo momo momo momomo momo

prod is a star teller guy today NEW MODEL alert

today we "revival of the woolly mammoth" and debug star teller

more specifically we fix the physics issue with steep slopes (kind of) and add jelly tile, also showcase the game

we also do camera stuff and make the player2 wander range

overall like, really productive day not much banter (this will be contrasted with next week's monday)

r a id

prod is GOOGLE SHEET docket today, slightly bone deficient

we talk about the Energy Reading (that has gone awry since the ascension and videomode), the end of Sleep Schedule Era, and talk about Copying Others for Practice and Idol Dream (stream ini manami For Real for real)

we get side tracked into various audio talks before we address the crux of the issue: the Weight of the "Becoming Real" - hoping november will free me somewhat

we also address the new development in Table Tech - the Illegal Mod (hot glue) (it is still present)

on the actual programming side of things - we implement Custom Palette and Accessory - giving john chatters ability to customize them as they wish. this also gave prod an excuse to not make a new look today (lol)

raid ? stream outer wilds

prod SATURDAY ?? today we DOUBLE DISTRACTION

this was supposed to be like an after dark thing but the contract was we stream so we were on live

prod signs up for a tetris event 2 hours before it starts bc they thought it was monday (L), and decides to "screen up" on the occasion

the screen havers easily defeated prod with windows style, and various lagspikes handled the rest

prod did get like 70th on realgame and 21st on the first postgame with minimal screen distraction in the end

we were going to raid the organizer but we couldnt raid due to affiliate zone, so we raided our friend on the other other

new command: !randomize, prod comes out randomized today available for everyone. for the most part prod stays a purple eye guy

continuation of "star teller" arc where we make the first level, except we talk a whole lot about the story of Game Maker

we go over the evolution of Game, the badness of GML, the Subscription Saga and the Opera GX Games Moment. we also talk briefly about Open GMK and World Faller (the final frontier).

then we suddenly get into Lost Media Recovery as we found out that the First Document png was lost and the only remnant was an extremely low res google doc thumbnail, and we start AI upscaling it except the AI is us

we eventually find the original image on a dm on an old alt of discord and it is on the help channel now

we also do the 1-1 btw but yeah our stream really isnt good for productive game dev lmao

raid no way we havent raided you yet

prod is :tricat: ??? the ear increases

today's docket is in Witscord OWOT, we look at Big Witness and search for Jerma

we talk about the October Sprint and how we are going to go Game Style Hard

we also look at various improvements including the new Achievement page - finally there are more uncommon emotes attainable

the time is finally NOW to tackle the Big Goal A1 - the beginning of the Guy Saga, where we make the guys actually move and act on their own

we create various statistics and tied them to chatter behaviour. each statistics are between 0%(exclusive) and 100%(inclusive).

  • Dexterity: How often does the guy move, determined by percentage of time chatting vs lurking

  • Jokerness: Variance of the delay between movements, determined by amount of ":3" in chat messages

  • Agility: How far do does the guy move per 1 movement, determined by average length of chat messages

  • Jumpness: How often does the guy chooses to jump instead of move, determined by amount of punctuations in chat messages

  • Jump Height: The height of jump per 1 jump, determined by amount of repeated letter in messages

  • Zebraness: Variance of jump height per jump, determined by how biblical the message is

  • Camelness: How "diagonal" each jump is, determined by amount of special characters in messages

  • Wisdom: How often does your guy move towards an object, determined by amount of vowels in messages

  • Aggression: How often does the guy push blocks around when moving, determined by amount of capital letters in messages

  • Strength: How far does the guy push blocks, determined by amount of emotes in messages

  • Bisonness: How vertical is the blocks pushed, determined by amount of Joels in messages

  • Luck: Variance of strength per attack, determined by how often you do commands versus chatting

  • Appleness, Banananess and Orangeness: reserved for now

we also spent some time speedrunning the bible episode in an hour and discovered a critical javascript flaw leading to complete shutdowns.

we get the movement part without wisdom done and now the Guys move, opening a New Chapter in prod Zed pod broadcast

raid no WAY we havent raided you yet

prod is microwave

we talk about the election?! and kind of related recent nyt strike situation

we also talk about the future of Craft and tease something Unexpected to come

todays doings are mixed, we improve clonkspotting, get info into the next generation of Urobot and make the guys better

two new Special Guys join the fray, being LCOLONQ's Green and bigbookofbug's big bug

despite our numerous goals we actually finish it in like 2 hours and decides to continue our Playing Friend's Videogame series by visiting asquared's emacs game

we interface with Default Keybinding Emacs (scary) and play the rule discovery thing (it was neat) and talk about potential improvement for post-jam versions

at the end we also get another Special Guy from YukieVT (large, long even)

we then see gpu FINALE

prod is Loomse Scroomse (finally it reveals itself)

we talk about the Two Days a Week Format and how the energy levels have changed

we also make !clone a thing so we can interface with prod clone at any time

today we cut the crap and go straight into our objective of making Projectile Warfare - finally using the rest of our stats

we also add !stat command to see stats, add it to the screen, and get average in each stat so you can see true deviations

overall a very solid episode, very productive stream this one

ish ish

prod is charger blocks?? the "ear plugs" are new accessory

the blocks werent visible because the outlines werent showing so we quickly fix this up in blender before real stream begin

after prod sets up a Blue Sky account they feel a need to make a "type !post on discord and it posts to every social media" command, so we are dealing with Four Oauths at once

before that prod laments the fact that some apis (like itch or kofi) has api but not api for posting blogs and only concerned with sales and donations

Stage 1: blue sky goes extremely well since it wasnt even an oauth we just put in id and password and it worked

Stage 2: mastodon worked so much better than expected since you were able to generate oauth keys on site and it doesnt expire, leading to easy access and no code flow necessary

Stage 3: tumblr gave us a little trouble as we actually had to do oauth stuff but in the end we got it, it was marginally harder than twitch zone due to lack of validate token endpoint

Stage 4: twitter was actual hell we kind of mind broke at the end idk what happened in this segment ngl but we kind of got it to work

the systems arent usable yet bc we have to hook it up to main zone and all this but the hard part is done, this will be used in a couple weeks

r new model debut?!

prod is purple umbrella real style today

today prod straight up copies the MALE's "twitch front page" title to do a "hand cam" analysis

prod talks about progress in the gameZONE and ufo 50 and talks about the need to have hand move

we then discuss the sheer pain making a whole inverse kinematics thing from NIH hell would take and decide to take a shortcut by canonically removing wrists from the creature

then this becomes a hardest session yet as we go for almost 6 hour in a pure programming focused no bs yap moment (insane)

at the end we are horrified to discover that our rotation system was fucked to begin with, making our life oh so miserable. prod vows to get that quaternion down at some point

we get raided like 3 times in the end so the end part gets elongated, prod uses time to talk about the new witcord activity that is occuring post-no nyt november

we raid the last of the collab crew for this one

yeah remember the "new witcord activity" were making a autosolver for it today

prod is sprouted up yet extremely eepy as prod has not slept due to risk of rain complications

this was originally going to be a gamedev episode but the big eep blocked prods brain with so much fog that we had to pivot to something lighter, and this was good

woggle is a hybrid between the witness (2016) and boggle, where there are 4x4 grid with letters and you draw a line between those letters from the lower left corner to the upper right while forming regions that anagrams to a valid word

points were calculated by +number of letters points per valid region over 3 letters, and +1 bonus point for 6 or higher lettered region with a maximum of 18

we pregenerated the grid paths and downloaded a wordlist and sorted each word alphabetically beforehand, and then implemented a simple thing to check for each path for valid words

there became a sort of competition zone where multiple people decided to suddenly work on their own version of the woggle solver with asquared and xorxavier doing their own things

thus JOI (jerson of interest) was born. we also observe sus1d1p after were done

prod then encounteres a HORRIEble situation where all the people alive rn we have raided in the recent times and strictly them, making the selection incredibly difficult

we end up gathering immense amount of courage to raid a "stranger" ("gasp") MALE has recommended to us

prod is bandana today ready for battle because today is Obyn Greenfoot Wednesday (it is not wednesday) and we are here for strife

todays docket is INSANELY COOL custom gizmo zoomin evangelion style

we talk about "becoming real" getting actually real as we approach december style and maybe talk about scaling back on the streamzone as a result (+ gamedev)

we also talk about the pebbles for this week and the 2 (two) whole 2kki sessions ive been in

we also showcase the "1-1" of the gameZONE that im actually kind of happy with

in terms of the meat we finally make the little guys fight and put the rest of the stats to good use

we then discover a little tactic where we move away from enemy to regen when we're losing and chase enemy when we're winning via moveguy command

we then enable this further by adding !jump command

raid woah its the freaky hands guy

prod is pillowed up as we are MAKEUP stream 2 hours (shorter than usual) and also NOT monday ??? we are tuesday yes tuesday style

due to issues:tm: we have been unable to stream and therefore we decide to "take it easy" and boot up a little 2kki, our goal is to revisit the First Ever Session style and go to foliage estate

our good friends nichepenguin and control join again and also new friends michael noon and party cat lol

we get bike first and then SR shortcut, we then struggle hard style on the Chaser Area as we lose two of our bravest soldiers to the Women

we eventually get to foliage estate but suddenly LCOLONQ STREAM START and we have to rush like so hard

we ended up getting to satellite and call it there

raid michael officially but we also spiritually raided lcolonq and digi shell also making it a triple raid situation multiview style

prod is flower simple style, we are back on the normal schedule now

before the docket we were greeted by clips of the salad forrest zone during interview with the male where i was mentioned thanks to our good friend archible

todays docket is INSIDE risk of rain ??? game ??? its like a mod type situation and its docket

we then suddenly divulge into gcp lore and add Polish Temperature into our gcp calculation as well as venorrak's JCP (thank you krzysckh for Polish Temperature)

we also play the demo for crazykitty's new gambling game roguelike

we then also showcase the hacknet mod that im making and by proxy the game hacknet in general for the docket

and then we realize weve been yapping for like 2 and a half hours and we finally lock in, today were making flips and cameras real

prod suddenly loses ALL bone 3 hours in and barely manages to finish out the flips part as well as the camera part from earlier

raids bug

prod goes "live" on the discord again they were improving gizmo stuff and though why not do this live

we first fix various buge such as website time thing

then we go into portfolio zone and make the tags autogenerate as well as adding a featured tag and a enable/disable all button

while doing so we go into various tangents such as the viability of whisper mode, the origins of middle ear, stealing every vtuber's "the emote" and compiling them into one, and most importantly the fish drawer

we vow to create some kind of fish collection system where they are like an item for guy fights maybe?? well see

prod has an interesting hair pin today as we delve into pebbles immediately

we have transcended reflection squares as we have to go into whole time rectangles with hourly time allocations, they were extremely busy this entire week (and a few more after)

prod also showcases a bit of irl fit type scenario where they are kind of like same as the guy but brown hair and glasses

today we finish the social posting era as we implement image and video posting

as expected we spend 10 minutes on doing bluesky and mastodon and spend the other 4 hours doing tumblr and twitter which end up not working anyways because the oauth keeps resetting without a refresh token (bad websites ngl)

due to the variety of file types and the "ffprobe" zone we end up using a library (gasp !) and we end up making it work for all except twitter which we assume it works ??? we couldnt test bc rate limits

we expand our horizon of raid once again btw we have new set of ppl to raid now

prod has a kasa today and greets everyone kind of sleep

we extend the dockets from last and we talk about how i am literally shedding hair and falling everywhere and sleeping for 12 hours

we also talk about the appearance at jakezone and how another Graph was born after almost a year now

todays thing to do is a hacknet we talked about before except i finished the code part and were making a trailer video today (kdenlive stream ??)

and then we tried to render and everything exploded so we tried to close literally everything and barely got thigns working

raid

prod literally ran out of ideas so we have hollowed out cubes

we had 4 hours of pure yapping no code no nothing

prod has discovered that a tetris rogue like actually exists and it is actually so over we are so "scooped" woe is me

and then we talk about vtubers and parasocial things happening (!girlfriend stream soon ??)

we also generally share the "wriggling around" type style that we are doing now watching youtube videos and stuff

finally we talked about plans for Season 1 Finale and what will happen after this (no hiatus, still 2 day per week, will be more relaxed type streams, ova period)

raid

prod is blue party hat runescape for 3 trillion rs3 gold (about 0.02 cents)

we finally make fighting real by adding five things:

  • whenever a guy is victorious, a guy now gains "stat point" one can use with "level up" to "gain temporary stats" in "the gizmo"

  • 2v1 (overpowered) now requires "coordination"

  • "john lennon" is now only possible by the currently winning party

  • one can engage in "ranged combat" by throwing objects such as windows or chat messages

  • "raid bosses" are now introduced with a respective achievement

we also visit "mickynoon debut" (huge) and talk about how freaking cool mickynoon stream is

we then briefly go over TheFuture plans and reveals that i havent actually made a thing for finale so we are going to make it live

we ended up creating a button that 10 people have to log into screen and press at the same time for the finale to activate

it took a few minutes but we got there and the video was played and season 1 has ended

raid

first EVER episode with NO accessory whatsoever?! today is the afterHISTORY: BEYOND CANON now

we get into a large number of !fight immediately

the audio is greatly improved now ?! no more noise style but we tried our best to also capture the keyboard type noises and we demonstrate while also doing new seasonal tetr gamemode

we also talk about the ANSWER to the question from !girlfriend and the upcoming jakezone

we then do a lot of various screen deals, fixing palette reset, getting various parts of lore and achievements up to date, and fixing raid bosses

because we debugged raid bosses today 3 whole people gained the pillar when normally its 1 per stream

we also see the appearance of 3 new custom Guys in the area

there was a digi raid btw that was cool we were on the zone of all progenitor in 1 stream

raid

prod has an accessory today: and its a whole new guy - the second player of the videogame

we do a discord catch up session where we read past chat messages for a whole hour trying to respond to things in pursuit of justice or somethbing

we then do the bazingle bit again

we also talk about teeth teeth is cool

and then we discover that raid boss is broken ????? so we do a lot of raid boss fixing instead of making games btw

eventually we do indeed make timer and badge savestate for Free Mode purposes

there was a sphaero raid and it was kind of too insane so we do a little more gamething and then we kind of evacuate lol

raid and consequently extra 2kki tour happens

we participate in jake's charity FOR THE KIDS !!!!!!!! gamers outreach jolly jamboree thing minecraft server badcop special style

there was a ton of guys and we had a whole plan of world dominations and stuff so we started an hour early for War Room session where we talk about getting villagers in an hour and making 15 farms and getting infinite end crystals

yeah turns out signature Jake Scuff happens and we are dropped in the most barren minecraft world known to man where getting a single apple is impossible and brown mushroom is a rare commodity

we quickly mine full diamond in an hour and then emergency evacuate onto echorin 2kki tour epic style (second video, blog entry)

we strike a deal with badcop (explorer of dangerous fields) for 2 cured villagers in the wild, explore the bastion with dii, and actually get close to making the villager breeder work actual except SERVER DRAMA ?? happens and we were set back and our dreams were seemingly crushed

however while mining for more diamonds we stumble upon a secret mineshaft and another chance in forms of dungeon chest is handed to our souls

to prevent future disasters we move our base to SKYFORT LCOLONQ and then make farms in preparations determined to at least get the villager thing working until the server closes

eventually the governing party (jake and badcop mostly) realizes how horrible the seed is and scuff their way into expanded borders, actually including villagers and strongholds this time and also making our shit kind of obsolete now

regardless, we manage to stay completely within the original border and get the thing finally working (we get 2 villagers at the end of stream)

we then do dragon fight and other outro related stuff (we were left behind in the outro so we arent in the final picture)

raid

we are "back so soon" as we delve into the 60 topics that occured in this short span of history, we talk about minecraft, yume nikki and various other situations that occured in the last 4 days, also huge meisaka raid

during minecraft talk the theory behind "prod craft" has been expanded, where it would be a "all cheats allowed" kind of server where people "build robots" and "program for fun" - but also it has "ic2" and its "somewhere between alpha 1.0 and release 1.7.2 lol"

we also talk about "meteor", and get to know one of the new Off-Screen guy appearance by maradyne. all that after we finally start getting into the Real Deal of "the incident"

in the pre-stream time, ctrl_o's entire user data blew up and disappeared into thin air - leaving us with "absolutely nothing", to combat this we devised a plan to "not do this": every end of stream now user data is backed up to some "cloud" where it is secure, and to aid this we added a !takeout command that allows you to download your own data (gdpr compliant??)

and then asquared reads prod's data and uses the screen vulnerability of Using ID As Token to gain access to the entire system (and the entire pc by extension) and starts messing with things, spawning windows and shouting out various people

we make logging better and then also vows to install some security measures for next time (we do)

we were going to let asquared choose raid target but alas

new clips feature

logs and security improvement (removed asquared)

plans for "A2": physical guybox that can connect to gizmo and fight remote?? (we solved shipping yay)

we are so swamped for this entire month (and NO GAME this year?? despair despair despair despair despair)

we make guy stats :3 (wins, losses, shulker boxes opened)

raid

new years incoming ! this is last stream

we listen to 3 whole versions of the same song

we then talk about the island style (new human cosplay unlocked) & the "banter discussion" we had on lcolonq

during this we also discover that we are not really 10 viewer and it is in fact so over, vowing to delete channel permanently or sotn

we also make game :D cutscene system is real in eller

rahhhhh

first off, a list of shoutouts (in order):

YukieVTzulleyy3digi_shellrotsukiNicchikettoLCOLONQVenorrakMODCLONKbigbookofbugyellowberryhnSaladForrestHexadigitalLlittleWitchAuzBrighterMalphonellgTheKanMankogorinvtTyumicilala_amanitaliquidcake1CipherLunisexodrifter_NovaliminalDankTownBunnyenlynn_MeisakaberylberuyiffweedColinahscopy_SetolyxBugVTCR4ZYK1TTYRicardo_Strykiimgeisermickynoonhet_tanisEchorinP


extra EXTRA shoutouts for the vod comment (not in order):

LainVTJakeCreatesStuffExpiredPopsicleduhuhu_vesdevBigGayMikeyHazmatVTOwlkalineVTbvnananaMust_Broke_KotaruComplex37LN37AznUsagiPsychic_RefugeeAlmantasVTNineteenNinetyXBixiaVTJamsVirtualSlendiDevOlgaOkamiDigbyCatDivyDiiskyisfineFreshWaterFern


prod is like 20 minutes late (ICANT) because they were rendering the last 5 guys' twitch vod on vpn and obs lol

in the time between we have a "pre-startingsoon" where we pretend music is playing and guys are fighting and we ask people how theyve been

prod NEW WIRES begin where we go and review people

the format is in the form of "broken clips fetcher" where we see prerendered clip of 1 guy and then talk 1 docket entry so on so FORTH

there is like a billion tangents the following is a very very brief shortening of what happened:

  • YukieVT: yukie hardware success! => everyone turned on new year stream its wild

  • Zulleyy3: zulleyy postcard! wow we got called out SO BAD for "i hope in 2025 you can get successful game finished game" LOL its so over

  • rotsuki: wow real zoomer guys look => yume update: we have new yume themed emote also yay following the trend

  • LCOLONQ: !resolution appraisal! tomorrow !! lets do ours first: make music (v) escape korea (?: everything but visa done) make game (x (plays zulleyy clip again))

  • MODCLONK: im a little guy~~ and i like ~~ ice cream ~~~~~

  • yellowberryhn: another me imitation my friend clip was born today => we will go to offkai !! yay

  • SaladForrest: salad is just me but fully furry this is dog vs cat classic dichotomy same but different style => simpleflips recognizes nl meteor???? => nl horsle??? every bit is collapsing into one

  • Hexadigital: hex stream was so messed up on new year => my tetris is so messed up on new year

  • LittleWitchAuz: sister wrote 1 line of code and then said augh and then closed code and opened warframe SO ME RYAN GOSTLING MOMENT => vedal hypetrain lv 111 what => NOTEPAD PSUDE SEGMENT 1: people throw money not bc number go up but bc they want to be part of the group that made number go up (community and belonging) => use that money to buy ur friend (or mother) lunch instead way better spend imo

  • BrighterMalphon: 9 MINUTE CLIP (just watch the video its Goated) => NOTEPAD PSUDE SEGMENT 2: im gray but people dont rly fw dating friends + its kinda funny that when you need partner you should have 1 but when you can have 1 you dont need it anymore + i still want wife tho im so normal

  • CipherLunis: hii little fish BECOME MY WATER => we found LAYER -1 to JA WITNESS VIDEO and its THERM DANGANRONPA

  • exodrifter_: THE BUCKET ACHIEVED => check out this Noneucliden 2025 puzzlehunt this is Cool

  • NovaLiminal: collab gamejam! => did you know theres a Danktown game??? its cool you might want to check this out (we then cheat on it)

  • Meisaka: meisaka's world exploded (condolences) => this entire stream was this year can you believe it wtf (lore speedrun watchalong)

  • berylberu: scuff webfishing => 2.0 DEBUT HOLY SHIT => i would never want to go back 10 year or any year ive grown so much n became a functioning human by being streamer (wild)

  • yiffweed: 2025 sucks lets go to Gleba => thank you everyone (general sap (super auto pets))

  • Colinahscopy_: i cant find clip but i got so much gifteds now i have like 3 tabs of custom emotes its ??? => YEARIN PREVIEW: realstyle (see below)

  • Setolyx: seto endingsoon sequence is so cool => YEARIN PREVIEW: gamestyle (see below)

  • CR4ZYK1TTY: CK BIG DEBUT!!!! holy cow 3d joel RETURN ???? => YEARIN PREVIEW: gizmoic (see below)

  • imgeiser: cant believe geiser is dead => im working on something for mickynoon ooohhh its a music thing => genre change: jungle -> 90s scifi anime -> chaos -> jrpg field theme -> prelude -> tetris effect (this is since then released, see video)

  • het_tanis: no vod bc sub only => this is where the docket was going to be but we took too long lol extra shoutouts !! cya


we also did huge YEARIN PREVIEW for whats to come for 2025 (HOPEFULLY !!!!! ahh)

  • format: MONTH/CATEGORY, category: Game / Youtube / Stream / IRL

  • JAN/G: finalize all plans

  • JAN/Y: chambers video

  • JAN/I: check out how to get visa

  • FEB/G: finish everything but music

  • MAR/G: publish game

  • MAR/Y: SECRET DEVLOG EPIC VIDEO

  • MAR/S: post-startellers semihiatus (we will stream less often)

    • split C# engine into modules (core, ws, model, physics...)

    • rewrite the engine (not redesign: just refactor it a bunch)

    • we'll do "inverse kinematics" live (math)

    • we'll do "linear algebra" live (math)

  • APR/I: be 100% ready to leave korea

  • MAY/Y: startellers video

  • MAY/S: "craft" begin (see "prod craft" on S1.5E3)

  • MAY/S: "merch" begin (see A2 on S1.5E4)

  • JUN/S: offkai "remotestream"

  • JUL/S: finish "craft"

  • AUG/S: finish "merch" & initial sale

  • AUG/S: begin "yellow language project" (see A3 on S0E6 lore) & "gizmo minigame" (guy project(A1) LEVEL 2: you may get an "inventory"???) development

  • SEP/I: fly away (leave korea REAL)

  • NOV/I: settle in for EVERYTHING


this stream was wild we talked nonstop for 4 hours so many people came to see n all thank you everyone i will go insane this year as well

oh my god bugvt is literally just alternate me what we have 60 mutuals we have to link up and build immediate im telling you jesus hii hi :3

prod stream real BEGIN: yeah !!! orb orb orb orb orb

we continue the "clips" gimmick in a new direction as we EXPOSE people TEA spill DRAMA twitter CONFLICT on others

we also discuss the upcoming 2kki zone & the "e era" im having (its The Cycle idk), followed by talks of the calculations for me and john hormones

today we made the lobby system for startellers its kind of like kirby doors real but you also see stats like lockpick

we finish in 3 hours so we decide to play some noita and then METEOR HAPPENS on the stream and everything freezes and we quickly abandon ship onto p pt the third channel

how are germans so good at english

miku movie soon !!

we will be on lala channel for 12 hours (announcement)

we talk about 3 consecutive "2kki journey" w streamers and talk about how im popular (fraction of popularity of jakecreatesstuff)

since this point 2kki is constantly on (xor and nichepenguin gets many screentime in 2kki)

we talk about how my allocation of time has changed and now i hang out in twitch due to lack of project abundance

we also talk about the leetcode sammi idea but we discover sammi is too good and instead vows to make calculator in opus magnum someday

we also showcase justkirb hardrop and create "diagram"

a question of "follower" comes up, we determine that follower count actually has nothing to do w popularity or viewercount and is just indication of age + "viral moment"

ENERGY READING: we discuss our fall from grace as ascension was inturrupted by a combination of Post-Project Emptiness, Gastrointestinal Attack and "e era" (moodswings) - and how i have managed to resolve all by "going outside" and "touching grass" but in process i got "hit by a bike" and now im on "plaster" lmao (i feel still so good going outside op) (we also play tetris with damaged arm)

in terms of todays meat courtesy of witscord user NormalExisting we figure out we may be doing fucked things w raylib and harassing our gpu, turns out it was indeed correct

we actually implement "max fps limit" and "vsync" on our engine to resolve this issue and gpu usage goes down from 80% to 3% (lol)

we continue noita and explore a good bit of fungal, no digspell yet tho

prod ACTUALLY HAS ACCESSORY NEW: juicebox from digishell streams

we talk about manaka tower for a moment before following up on the followerbit from last time: why does twitch care for followers? we determine there may be some emotional component of "nebulous growth" since people are unlikely to unfollow and follow count is very unlikely to go down

we showcase gizmo from venorrak, mickynoon and kinskyunplugged and confirm resolution is being done (2 checked now)

we were indeed at lala anniversary as said in previous lore, i was so nervous lol bc ppl were riffing and loudness and my tism was saying no but i have Social Slayed and we kind of went on hard style for 16 hours (and then slept and went immediately back live for 20 hour total)

we take the homestuck classpect test (we become Heir/Page of Light) and played karkalicious and shadow recites the bible (its complicated)

for todays meat we do the great stickboy poll of 2025 (rotsuki wins) and laments how poll is not as interactive, and we vow to port this to screen

things take a turn for the worse as we start adding more and more videos such as Keys Jangling, Samsung Notification, rotsuki Creepypasta Land, FNAF Mimic Song, Entire Discography of Annoying Orange, Audiojungle, Lofi Girl, Caramelldansen and Metal Pipe 10 Hours. we also tune up every audio fx and go crazystyle. programming under extreme duress. we cannot escape until we finish our goal.

we eventually does (productivity was harmed greatly) and we had some time left so we went on noita, we tried the connoisseur orb and died immediately bc we teleported wrong LOL

we still had 30 minutes left tho and this was a first time in ever so we went into this mythical "post-gaming" world where i just went on vc and asquared made irc on stream while lcolonq, nulligor and i talked

we talk about "x posting", "oauth protocol" and "chinese tiktok", get raided by abby and talk about the origins of startellers (the kr newgrounds stuff) again

saladforrest joins the chat and i notice forrest is literally streaming and is watching us on stream so we watch them in return and immense feedback loop happened and we raided onto the twiggest stickboy of 2025 (proven by poll)

prod actually exports emotes in real time while stalling for yap (they are becoming real streamer (scary))

we deliver good news of "big ram"

we discuss the features of being rectangular (i am rectangular) and how this has been foretold in the lands of mexico (korea) to begin with

speaking of having no hole we also discuss forrest meltdown stream & the furry hole question

speaking of meltdown we discuss energy reading and how i got 3 "comms" and one of them may "delay the resolution" due to its size but i want it bc its genuinely probably helpful for my future

speaking of energy reading i talk about caffeine/sugar induced e era return briefstyle and dealing with this via gender victory

speaking of gender victory i showcase the 20 song playlist i make every year and how it destroyed my voice forever

speaking of 20 song we also showcase the new playlist of opening songs you can access on the vod channel

speaking of showcase the new vod channel we introduce 6 new emotes for usage

today we are game style, we make pause menu and volume sliders

manaka noita session was supposed to be yesterday but it was delayed due to sickness, and now we are at an impass and we resolve this by literally having her on the corner of our dev session for one and a half hours lol

people discover technology of "farming jake for infinite level" and gain a large quantity of hp and attacks

we end 30 minute before we supposed to and since we played noita before we just call it early & go watch her for real this time

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